EcuKhemrical Matters 0
Hashutites 1
Bultar the Great
With all the on goings off the field, the games themselves had taken second stage as of late, with the last round of pure brutality taking up more coverage than ever, and were still talking about the carnage off the field, the organisers back at QMLS HQ had a job on their hands in trying to focus attentions back on the games. But for all the destruction off it (as well as on it) one things for certain, if you know where to look, you 'll always find a story.
The blueskins of Chaqua might have their own fleet of broadcasters when they play, but Hashutites have the “Boom brothers” Fharrick and Fharnick, or as they're know as, Rick n Nick. The chaos dwarfs one and only radio guru's whom unknown to a lot of people broadcast each game of their favourite stars and in Friday nights game against EcuKhemrical Matters, the QMLS was given access to listen to one said broadcast...here we take a look at the best bits as their hero’s got back to winnings ways as they comfortably repelled the threat of EcuKhemrical Matters in a 0-1 victory. "Where ready to roll here folks...and there's oh so many big bad things on the deadite front line, Rick"
“Certainly is Nick”
"Blitz-ra Ptasut takes the ball into his own hands and BOOM floors Bultar, with an enthusiastic foul from his deadite teammates stunning him, but wait...the refs seen it Nick, Ptharenayt gets ejected!"
"No Rick, looks like a bribe?...Nope refs having non off it and the deadites dirty player gets sent off " “EcuKhemrical couldn’t have had a worst start here Rick” “Haha, you can say THAT again Nick, Sebek attempts a blitz but stumbles in his bandages, that’s one for the highlight reel.”
“Too bad if your not tuned in folks, have to say that the running commentary is, as always, spot on! Wouldn’t you say Rick” “Ögedei collects the lose ball and plays it to Bultar, with a quite sensational pass Nick, does that slave have dirty elf in him?!” “BOOM, SEBEK GETS HIS HEAD TORN OFF!....no he got better... “ “TOUCHDOWN HASHUTITES, Bultar saunters off to a safe TD. 1-0 to Hashutites, but while one of the fearsome Guardians are out for the game, Undead resilience has proven impressive, Rick” “That, and the drinks they're getting poured on them Nick” “Yep, probably to keep them dry that Rick” “and Ferdinand III gets knocked over, but no worse for wear, probably, but who can say?" “Well I see Ferdinand III is still napping, making his name proud there Nick”
“BOOM Pthasut the Thro-Ra puts Marnak on the ground! Just on, though. Not in”
“Looks like Ferdinand III has finished resting Rick and gets back up, ready to be all fearsome. Hopefully?” “Another skeleton gets carried off while Ferdinand III decides to paw the ground like an idiot, as usual.” “Bultar tries to blitz his way off the sidelines, but stumbles and gets carried off. Idiot.“
“OUCH! Güyük tries to dodge, and busts his head, that’s got to hurt Nick?” “Serves him right Rick” “Well that was chastising for the deadites Nick” “Good game though Rick, with our boys deserved winners “ “Only slight consolation prize for the deadites is that they look a fairly unscathed team Nick”
Up next... the Chorfs keep pressure on the champion rodents with victory and it's a result that guarantees the rats a place in the post season, but OrcaLoca await Hashutites as they aim for a second straight victory as the battle for the divisional title continues, meanwhile EcuKhemrical have the daunting task as they face the table topping vermin as they try to stop the rot having now lost 2 consecutive games.
Riska's MVP:The clawing BOOM brothers Fharlak and Fharikk for their hospitality before, during and after the game. Not bad for a couple of seriously warped souls.
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