BOGNOR BOGRATS 3
Vorite Wrangler, Gruff Rhiyz-Jones, Troy Pekorinho
GOLDEN ETERNALS OF CHAQUA 0
The Bognor Bograts made it 2 wins out of 2 with another goal frenzy to make it SEVEN touchdowns from their opening games as they swept aside their less experienced opponents with an ominous 3-0 victory here on Friday night football.
The Chaqua exiles felt the bitter taste of defeat at the hands of their sworn enemies from the skaven race in an empty field. Crowd troubles that marred earlier encounters were controversially circumvented by the QMLS organisers by holding the game at Farmer Maggot's untended paddy field, but the subdued attendance were treated to a lightning display from two of the fastest teams.
A perfectly judged kick off made the Bograts begin from their own end zone with Ratmeiester collecting and with a short pass to gutter runner of the moment Gruff Rhiyz-Jones, the Bograts marched forward towards their right flank as the Eternals pressed through the centre.
The Eternals heavy hitters were deployed on the one side of the pitch, but were nullified by the Bograts linemen who bravely, or foolishly, man-marked the sauruses, whilst the forward line made short work of the skink defensive line to create an opening. The decisive action of the drive was when Gorit-tlu the saurus, trying to make ground and help his diminutive team mates, smashed his ankle to leave Creep untroubled and well protected to run amok behind enemy lines.
Creep wore down the clock as the Eternals tried in vein to cover and when another stroke of bad luck saw Oatluax Du Lac fail a dodge away from his marker, resulting with the stretcher coming on to carry the badly hurt star of their opening game off the field, it left Creep to hand off to storm vermin Vorite Wrangler to score his first ever TD on the stroke of half time.
Goalscorer Wrangler was the prime target of the Eternal's frustrations, and saurus Oatlgor de l’Aube from the restart took no time in blitzing the storm vermin. The sparse crowd roared with approval as the thunderous hit almost killed Wrangler. It was only the timely intervention of the team's apothecary that prolonged the rodent's blood bowl career, albeit at the cost of permanent loss of mobility.
Gortsa the skink collected the ball and immediately surrounded himself with a three saurus wall as the field narrowed, and as the big hitters opened a gap in-front, Gortsa darted through a slight gap. Unbeknownst to the ball carrier, a diving tackle force fumbled the ball and knocked out Gortsa cold for the rest of the drive.
In one scurrying move, mutant Creep had darted in and scooped the ball from under the Eternals noses and rushed back to relative safety with the entire right hand side of the pitch free. Creep survived an on-coming blitz to run into the acres in front of him, and in a flash the ball was offloaded to Gruff Rhiyz-Jones who had the entire Eternal half to run into in a blistering counter-attack to cross the white line for the Bograts second half way through the second period.
The Eternals were looking thread bare by this point with only 7 players fit enough for the restart. The Bograts short restart left the Eternals scrambling for protection of the ball carrier Otl du Lac, and with numerical advantage, Rogre Breaknutwas let loose to add to his casualty list.
The Bograts swarmed around the diminutive skink and it wasn't long for the rats to pounce collect the popped ball. Jones had wrestled the ball free with big hand Creep collecting and handing off to vermin Troy Pekorinho who converted the killer third TD in the dying seconds of the game.
This was a game the Bograts proved their credentials as one of the favourites for the title this term. Next up the Crescent Moon come to town with their unique brand of BB, while the Eternals will have to dust themselves down with focus on their next opponents Amazon Prime in the first ever Lustrian derby!!
Mango's Valuable Player - Head-Lhyce Creep. Instrumental in all 3 touchdowns.
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