BLITZ! Issue 07

riska3000
Nov 13, 2020
2 min read

The Necromantics had a chance of taking home the win in a tough game against the Khemri. It all boiled down to the Werewolf making the necessary GFI... JUST ROLL A 2...

The High Elves led at half time and ensured the Nurgles had a torrid time trying to catch up after this near indefensible long play.

The Disturbing Presence wasn't enough to snuff out the pass.

The rodents medics had a busy afternoon, yet they couldn't help Sneeangle Vif.

2-0 down and desperately in need of scoring the TD before the break, the Khemri coach boosted his chances of scoring by playing a clever series of blocks to open the path.

It may be elaborate, but this method proved better odds than a simple

agi2 dodge without a reroll (a coin toss).

The Dark Elves are making a habit of stealing the opponent's ball. With so many weapons on defence, the Underearth Assassins are proving serious playoff contenders!

In a blink of an eye, the Elves sacked the ball from what seemed a strong offensive drive and promptly stole what hopes the Orcs had of salvaging the game and season.

If your floored and the warpstone addicted rats and gobbo's are about...BEWARE!

After a failed touchdown pass, the moshers got it right at the second time of asking

for a slender half time lead.

It was a rare sight indeed to see the dwarfs litter the playing field as the ruthless

blue skinned Chaquans ran riot.

It was the worst possible start for the rotters, which saw Joe Pestianich's failed pick up duly robbed by Orhan for the Janissaries and a very early 'takeaway'.

Break tackle was the order of the day as the 'big buys' stole the show in a thrilling contest, as the Property Brothers and Mega Smashers played out a 2-2 draw...another ball please!

The Pallbearers' equaliser was met with jubilation from the

walking corpses fans...bone shaking!!!

If you hit a Mega Smasher snotling, then prepare for the consequences.

They had to wait till the final turn, but in the end, the Cornes Flakes did what they promised, with this beautifully manufactured surf from the kick off.